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  1. AND NOW: The sequel to “List Movie Titles That Could Be Movies About Pooping:” this is: “Movie Titles That Could Be Movies About Masturbating.”

    beefranck:

    robthebankeriii:

    tj:

    fancycwabs:

    thejohnblog:

    As always, reblog your own, tag it #fapfilms.

    Mine:

    Deep Impact

    Breakin’

    Chasing Amy

    The Dark Knight Rises

    To Kill A Mockingbird

    Toy Story

    Stroker Ace.

    Fists of Fury

    The Abyss

    Driving Miss Daisy

    Raging Bull

    Bringing Up Baby

    It Happened One Night

    Great Expectations

    Re-Animator

    Let the Right One In

    Enter The Dragon

    Goldfinger

    The Big Easy

    Searching for Bobby Fischer

    Up

    Stroker Ace
    The Big Red One
    Bang The Drum Slowly

    My real brother and my brothers from other mothers, ladies and gentlemen. 

    Is it too late to mention The Lovely Bones?

    2. Source: thejohnblog

    Posted 7 months ago 43 notes

    1. imabtastic reblogged this from tj and added:
      Tomb Raider Die Hard Much Ado about Nothing
    2. angryoldcoot reblogged this from beefranck and added:
      Is it too late to mention The Lovely Bones?
    3. eliotprufrock reblogged this from beefranck
    4. beefranck reblogged this from robthebank3r and added:
      My real brother and my brothers from other mothers, ladies and gentlemen.
    5. robthebank3r reblogged this from tj and added:
      Stroker Ace The Big Red One Bang The Drum Slowly
    6. deedsratherthanwords reblogged this from stfupenguins
    7. stfupenguins reblogged this from fancycwabs and added:
      Manos: The Hands of Fate
    8. stultsified said: Play It To The Bone - Dick Tracy - Alone in the Dark - Step Into Liquid - Gleaming the Cube
    9. killaguhrilla reblogged this from thejohnblog and added:
      The Natural Point Break The Crush Revenge The Sure Thing Kingpin Captains Courageous
    10. fancycwabs reblogged this from thejohnblog and added:
      Stroker Ace.
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