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  1. AND NOW: The sequel to “List Movie Titles That Could Be Movies About Pooping:” this is: “Movie Titles That Could Be Movies About Masturbating.”

    beefranck:

    robthebankeriii:

    tj:

    fancycwabs:

    thejohnblog:

    As always, reblog your own, tag it #fapfilms.

    Mine:

    Deep Impact

    Breakin’

    Chasing Amy

    The Dark Knight Rises

    To Kill A Mockingbird

    Toy Story

    Stroker Ace.

    Fists of Fury

    The Abyss

    Driving Miss Daisy

    Raging Bull

    Bringing Up Baby

    It Happened One Night

    Great Expectations

    Re-Animator

    Let the Right One In

    Enter The Dragon

    Goldfinger

    The Big Easy

    Searching for Bobby Fischer

    Up

    Stroker Ace
    The Big Red One
    Bang The Drum Slowly

    My real brother and my brothers from other mothers, ladies and gentlemen. 

    Is it too late to mention The Lovely Bones?