Your Presence Is Surprising

Your “Like” On my post about running the Marathon again is personally understood to mean you are not going to kill me when you get home.

ashamedtosay:

Because I decided to register again for this thing and I didn’t talk to you about it beforehand because I was scared you would not be excited about it, because you know it is kind of a pain in the ass for you, as the person married to me. 

So your “Like” on my posts about running the Marathon again this year is understood by me as your way of saying it is OK and you aren’t thinking of calling a divorce lawyer, but next February you are taking away my credit cards until registration closes. 

Most of The Internet is coming, so maybe you could rent a bus or something and have a driver, and a party and see us at all sorts of miles and not personally have to park. 

And last time - you were in the newspaper kissing some sweaty chick.  That was a plus. 

Confession: I’ve reached the point where I just assume you’re running any marathon in the greater Chicago area until you specifically tell me otherwise.