The most important conversation a father can have
- Me: Hey, kiddo. We need to talk.
- Seven: Okay, dad.
- Me: There's been some stuff on TV lately. I know you've seen it.
- Seven: What stuff?
- Me: I'll get to that. Because I think it's important I explain what's going on.
- Seven: Well...okay.
- Me: There have been a lot of images. Things I don't know if you're prepared for. So I want to make sure it's clear what's happening. Or, rather, what has happened.
- Seven: Dad, you're freaking me out.
- Me: I'm sorry kiddo. I don't mean to. It's just that this is a big deal. A really big deal. And I don't want to screw this up.
- Seven: Dad, stop it! What's going on?
- Me: Sorry. Sorry. I should just come out and say it. I think you can handle it.
- Seven: ...
- Me: Here we go.
- Seven: ...
- Me: I'm going to say it now.
- Seven: ...
- Me: Really. Here it comes.
- Seven: WILL YOU JUST TELL ME ALREADY.
- Me: Okay. This may be hard for you to hear. I just hope I'm doing the right thing.
- Seven: !!!
- Me: ...
- Seven: ...
- Me: Maybe if I just say it really fast-
- Seven: DAD!
- Me: Fine. Okay.
- Seven: ...
- Me: JarJarBinksistheworstcharacterinthehistoryofhumansandsinglehandedlyruinedeverythinggoodintheworld.
- Seven: ...
- Me: ...
- Seven: ...
- Me: ...well-
- Seven: SERIOUSLY!?!!
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braincooksidea said:
I do not look forward to this conversation with my daughter. They have to know.
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atsirhc said:
OMG i was right along with Seven with the WHAT? WHAT IS IT? TELL ME? lol
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apricotica said:
I’m glad we had this talk.
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