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ashamedtosay:

I don’t remember putting this ornament on the tree.

Why are all the other ornaments on the floor? 

Why is the tree shaking?

Where is the cat?

This is at eye level, btw.



This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is our cat, Dipshit. Wave to the nice people, Dipshit. Wave while I unload this Supersoaker on your furry ass. 

Dipshit.

ashamedtosay:

I don’t remember putting this ornament on the tree.

Why are all the other ornaments on the floor?

Why is the tree shaking?

Where is the cat?

This is at eye level, btw.

This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is our cat, Dipshit. Wave to the nice people, Dipshit. Wave while I unload this Supersoaker on your furry ass.

Dipshit.


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  1. groverviolet said: Where can I get a cat head ornament? That’s so realistic!
  2. regainingmymoxy said: HAHAHAHA!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! she lOoks so fierce!!
  3. angryoldcoot reblogged this from ashamedtosay and added:
    This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is our cat, Dipshit. Wave to the nice people, Dipshit. Wave while
  4. thereluctantrunner said: THIS made me smile.
reblogged via ashamedtosay