This is pretty much Standard Operating Procedure at our house.
- Her: I need some help.
- Me: What with, Kiddo?
- Her: Can you grab that wig-
- Me: Sure!
- Her: -and put it on my butt?
- Me: ...
- Her: I'm making a butt puppet.
- Me: ...
- Her: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: Oh, what the hell...[puts wig on her butt]
- Her: [wig on her butt, pointed at me] 🎶Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a butt-on nose...🎶 GET IT?! BUTT-on!!
- FIN
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ashamedtosay said:
Our House is weird.
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crustyjuggler72 said:
Why does it seem like she gets that sense of humor honestly?
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Best. Dead now.
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anarchyandscotch said:
Instead of having my own child, could you guys just clone yours and send it to me?
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chronically-awesome said:
That is SO something I would have done at her age. Except I would have corralled all the neighborhood children and my siblings to be the Pips to my Gladys and turned it into a 30 minute musical EXTRAVAGANZA that my parents had to sit through.
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