February 2012
14 posts
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In the bathroom just now, I noticed that my...
I blame the cat.
That's great it starts with an earthquake....
ashamedtosay:
I fell asleep hard. It was a deep sleep rich with long and intense dreams, all before the Moment of Zen and the hand off from Stewart to Colbert. I’ve been having a hard time getting to sleep, so this was such a gift, full uninterrupted rest.
Less than 50 minutes later:
CRASH
He was up before I processed not being in my dreamworlds, “CAT!”
Seven’s door opened and she...
I'm about to listen to our CEO give a talk about...
I believe it’s called, “Oceania Has Always Been At War With Eastasia.”
It's going around
I called the school this morning to tell them Seven wouldn’t be in because she was sick. The nice office lady said she was sorry, and asked what was going on, was it a cold? I said, no, it was a fever with vomiting. She said, oh, poor dear, that’s been going around, I’ll let her teacher know.
I hung up and thought: that’s been going around? Anything that’s ever going...
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And now to sing Rich my version of “Happy...
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Today, I've been in the Nordstrom cosmetics...
My vagina’s coming along quite nicely.
I just spent 10 minutes in a Justice store, and...
Your "Like" On my post about running the Marathon...
ashamedtosay:
Because I decided to register again for this thing and I didn’t talk to you about it beforehand because I was scared you would not be excited about it, because you know it is kind of a pain in the ass for you, as the person married to me.
So your “Like” on my posts about running the Marathon again this year is understood by me as your way of saying it is OK and you aren’t...
The most important conversation a father can have
Me: Hey, kiddo. We need to talk.
Seven: Okay, dad.
Me: There's been some stuff on TV lately. I know you've seen it.
Seven: What stuff?
Me: I'll get to that. Because I think it's important I explain what's going on.
Seven: Well...okay.
Me: There have been a lot of images. Things I don't know if you're prepared for. So I want to make sure it's clear what's happening. Or, rather, what has happened.
Seven: Dad, you're freaking me out.
Me: I'm sorry kiddo. I don't mean to. It's just that this is a big deal. A really big deal. And I don't want to screw this up.
Seven: Dad, stop it! What's going on?
Me: Sorry. Sorry. I should just come out and say it. I think you can handle it.
Seven: ...
Me: Here we go.
Seven: ...
Me: I'm going to say it now.
Seven: ...
Me: Really. Here it comes.
Seven: WILL YOU JUST TELL ME ALREADY.
Me: Okay. This may be hard for you to hear. I just hope I'm doing the right thing.
Seven: !!!
Me: ...
Seven: ...
Me: Maybe if I just say it really fast-
Seven: DAD!
Me: Fine. Okay.
Seven: ...
Me: JarJarBinksistheworstcharacterinthehistoryofhumansandsinglehandedlyruinedeverythinggoodintheworld.
Seven: ...
Me: ...
Seven: ...
Me: ...well-
Seven: SERIOUSLY!?!!
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